Found: Horizontal or Vertical Bicycle Storage with The Cactus Tongue Bike Shelf
There are seemingly no shortage of wall mounted bicycle storage options on the market. All are trying to solve the problem of keeping your bike indoors and out of the way. Each features something to set it apart from the rest. Some include coat hooks or u-lock storage, while others have a place for your helmet and shoes. However, they all seem to hold the bike off the floor using the toptube. The Cactus Tongue looks to change that. The simple curvy design omits the storage shelf, but provides you the option to hang virtually any bike (up to 15kg / 33lbs) using either the top tube for horizontal storage, or the handlebars for vertical storage.
If this is the storage solution you have been looking for, the Cactus Tongue can be had for £49.99 (about $82.50) here.
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