As Seen on Reddit: The Considerate Bike Thief
It’s one of our biggest fears. You walk outside and your bike is gone. What to do?
In the case of one Reddit commenter, all it took was waiting three days and the bike mysteriously appeared back in their yard, with a note. And a coupon for a free Lava Crunch Cake with pizza purchase from Dominoes. Seriously.
It gets better – jump past the break to read the note left on the bike.
While we certainly do not approve of getting “straight white girl wasted” and stealing a bike, if it happens the least you can do is return it to the rightful owner with a funny note. Also, a coupon for a novelty crunch cake never hurts.