Found: Pee Wee Herman Skinsuit

Pee-wee Herman Skinsuit
Perfect for your next big adventure, or cross race, whichever comes first, this Pee Wee Herman Skinsuit will keep you looking sharp on the bike, but doesn’t guarantee against going OTB Pee Wee Style. Made by Podium Cycling, the skinsuit retails for $149.99 and is available in men’s and women’s sizes from XS on up to 3XL, and women’s 4XL.
Pee Wee not your thing? What about a Spiderman, Superman, Tron, or Hipster (yes, hipster – their words, not mine) skinsuit? See them after the break.

Tron Cycling Skinsuit
If Podium could partner with Glimmer Gear on a light up version of the Tron Skinsuit, then you might really have something! Like all of Podium’s Skinsuits, they feature a TMF 3D Long Distance Chamois, Flatlock stitching, an Elite YKK Zipper, MAB Powerband Leg Grippers, and MITI Lycra Shield Endurance Fabric.
Spiderman Inspired Cycling Skinsuit

Superman Inspired Skinsuit
If you’re feeling particularly heroic on the bike lately, maybe a superhero costume might be more apropos.
Hipster Cycling Skinsuit
I guess the V-Neck and jeans qualify for the hipster look, but if you ask us you’re going to need a mustache and some Wayfarers to complete the look. Maybe this will turn out to be the modern equivalent of the Carrera jeans bib shorts?

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23 thoughts on “Found: Pee Wee Herman Skinsuit

  1. The tron one = exactly 79 podiums. The Pee Wee Herman one however is more like 7,200,000 podiums and a world championship

  2. No foolin, I actually would buy the Tron suit, especially if it glowed… Night training! If it were a long-suit for winter training, all the better…

    The other suits – never, never, never, never. Not even if Nashbar was selling them for $5.

  3. Think I’m going to get the Tron suit with the Specialized Prevail Helmet in Black and Neon Blue. Lightcycle bike shall be a Salsa Beargrease.

  4. I wanted the black Spiderman kit Northwave had. :/

    And the hipster kit needs moar holes and fade. Where’s the vintage appeal? Where’s the scarf? So not cool. Like shopping-at-the-Gap not cool.

  5. I’m thinking Pee-Wee Herman is a bad marketing move. A group of peeps thought hard ; ) about that too which kinda scares me. Why not just a Tuxedo or suit? Gotta throw Pee_Wee in there!? Is he even relevant anymore?
    I’d wear the hell out of that Tron suit. Its actually got better graphic appeal (IMO) than a lot of the kits coming out of the mill lately!

  6. The visual: You and 15 of your fattest hairiest riding budding at the start line of a mountain bike race all wearing the ‘bikini skinsuit’…..

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