Lacking some HorsePower? Trotify your whip.

What is this? Well, it’s not quite as cool as the wheelie-bar or the bicycle exhaust system, but if you’re a horse lover, this is full of win. This wooden device sits on your front wheel and makes clippity clopity noises as you cruise.

Mountain bikers. This is perfect for all those trails you couldn’t poach before because of “horse people!”

Head past the break to do Monty Python proud.

Only £19.99 + shipping. Happy holiday shopping!

Via Trotify


Chris - 11/30/12 - 6:41pm

hmm…. needs a little work to sound like a horse trotting. Sounds more like a train clacking down the tracks. neat idea, nonetheless.

weekendwarriorwally - 11/30/12 - 7:13pm

How much does it weight?

I’ll wait for the carbon version.

Ben - 11/30/12 - 9:00pm

I think if you had two side by side it would sound pretty close to a horse.
Ahhh, run away!

David - 11/30/12 - 9:07pm

It just needs to leave a trail of sh*t and you would feel at home, 100+ years ago.

Jordan - 11/30/12 - 10:53pm

Useless but awesome. Anything inspired by Monty Python deserves some attentions, this one is a work of clear brilliance! Not posh enough to own a horse Trotify! (It’s what King Arthur did after all)

Jordan - 11/30/12 - 10:55pm

Also this video totally should be here:

landon - 11/30/12 - 11:05pm

hahahahaha @David

Mr. Bojangles - 12/01/12 - 11:31am

David’s comment wins!! This could be our first step to trail access. We just need to figure out how to make the bike sh!t all over the place and we might break into the designated National WIlderness Lands!!!

btw…what a cool little gadget! If I had money to burn I would get one in a heartbeat! Klunker/cruiser worthy material right here!

Matt - 12/01/12 - 3:38pm

How many sparrows does it carry?

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