At least, that’s what will happen if this bike isn’t returned to it’s owner. Stolen on 10th & C last Tuesday in New York, the beloved custom made Bologna bike (pictured above) belongs to Matt O’Rourke, an advertising industry man who seems to know how to craft a few words.
Jump past the break to read the awesome NSFW Craigslist ad…
Thanks to Jim for the tip, via Adfreak.
Here’s the ad on Craiglist.