Titus is willing to take your beater and give you something to beat others with: Their new Rockstar 29er full suspension mountain bike.Â Click the ad to enlarge if you like, here’s what it says:
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO BE RIDING A BRAND NEW, FULL-SUSPENSION TITUS ROCKSTAR 29â€™er NEXT SEASON? IF YOUR ANSWER WAS, â€œMY KIDNEY,â€ THEN HAVE WE GOT A BARGAIN FOR YOU; ALL WE WANT IS YOUR CAR GO TO titusti.com/takemycar TO UPLOAD A PICTURE AND SHOW US WHY YOUR CAR WOULD BE THE IDEAL TRADE, AND NEW CUSTOMIZED TEAM CAR FOR THE ROCKSTARâ€™S DEBUT SEASON. IF YOU WIN, WEâ€™LL TAKE YOUR CAR AND YOU CAN RIDE OFF ON A BRAND NEW 2010 ROCKSTAR 29â€™er.
Look for this ad in the current issue of Mountain Bike Magazine if you’re rockin’ the old school no Internet connection at home.Â Of course, then you wouldn’t be reading this unless *gasp* you’re wasting time at work, now would you?