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Must Watch: How To Be A Road Biker

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It wasn’t enough to poke fun at plaid loving, burr grinder owning mountain bikers, now Matt Dennison of NSMB has turned his attention to the Spandex clad crowd.

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J Train
J Train
10 years ago

Step 19

jason
jason
10 years ago

When is the triathlete version coming out?

pornitswhatlwouldratherbmaking
pornitswhatlwouldratherbmaking
10 years ago

Laugh out Loud!

scentofreason
scentofreason
10 years ago

I think the left way to many joke opportunities ‘on the road’ with the car vs. bike bit…

mike
mike
10 years ago

I didn’t contest the sprint today because my legs are full and i
can’t get my lungs to open up.

Mattbyke
Mattbyke
10 years ago

Just what I needed this morning! So true. These rules are why I ride alone , build and maintain my bikes, and definetly know the difference between IPA and EPO !
Oh , and I love my car.

Scottie
Scottie
10 years ago

The only thing missing from this classic piece of videography would be the excuses made by roadies for every weather condition and situation: it’s to windy, too much head wind, not enough head wind, too much side wind, I am sweating to much, I am not sweating enough, I am just spinning today, this isn’t a hammer session, you’re not riding hard enough, if we don’t ride faster I will get hypothermia, why are you riding so fast it’s only January, I am only pulling for 10 seconds, you’re not pulling long enough. I am not a climber, why are you going so slow on the climbs… you get the idea. You finished it perfectly with “harden the f@&$ up. Unfornuately you can’t buy that with your new uber bike..

jakob
jakob
10 years ago

sorry but on his 5 bikes are more spacer than a whole team should use…

Newbie
Newbie
10 years ago

My first fav YouTube video!
“I’m about to KOM” WTFLOL

Star
Star
10 years ago

KOM – King Of your Mom

Nathan
Nathan
10 years ago

Do you think the video makers hate cycling? Do you think the video will encourage people to ride bikes? And I could never get a mortgage, I’ve spent all my money on bikes!

Kat
Kat
10 years ago

This was totally hilarious!! I thought you are suppose to have a different bike for each day of the week…ha ha!! Now when I look at my Garmin…oh my! Thanks for this humor!! 🙂

Rico
Rico
10 years ago

Hasn’t this been done before in a funnier video? This one is not that legit. It seems made by mountain biker trying to make a viral vid.

Doug B
Doug B
10 years ago

Awesome, waiting for the fat bike version…….

Velo
Velo
10 years ago

I prefer DurianRiders version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbEJfJlvp4E

Scott Turnbul
Scott Turnbul
10 years ago

Hey Scottie — HTFU!

roger
roger
10 years ago

Poser. No real cyclist would ever call themself a “biker.”

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