There’ll be no hiding the fact that you’re a speed death metal freak with this guy across your shoulders.

And it may help explain to your co-workers the slurring and distant looks from banging your head at 150bpm in a mosh pit without you having to say a word.

Chrome’s Motorhead be-logo’d Citizen bag is available in Medium size only and retails for $190. It just dropped into their online store on, appropriately, Black Friday. Get yours while it lasts…and before you forget, we know how that short term memory is.

What do you think?