Because he glued his chest hair to his face and made a freakin’ hilarious blog post out of it. Thom “Rocky Donizetti” Parsons (above, right) is up against 14 others vying for four free entries into the 2010 Breck Epic. You can vote for him, or whichever other blogger you like the best right here. Voting ends today (Friday, June 11)

There’s also a little contest called the Ultimate Summer of Freeride to win a free, all-expenses paid trip to Bike Parks BC  in Canada. Voting on this one ends Monday (June 13). The sometimes entertaining Team Dicky is in the running on this one.

What do you think?