We really can’t put it much better than this, so here are the words straight from their hairless faces:

As more and more people are taking to cycling and racing competitively Main Line Cycles has recently finished construction on a waxing salon in their service area.  Racers shave their legs to help the healing process in the event of a crash and leg hair can be uncomfortable during post race massages.  To become “one stop shopping” they will be able to wax legs, arms and any other parts prone to road rash.

The waxing studio will not just be for the elite level cyclist, anybody can schedule an appointment.  They will use their proprietary blend of paraffin and conditioners called “Main Loin Tonic” to replenish, refresh and re-energize.  Their skilled technicians will begin taking appointments April 1.  Please call 610-664-1970 to schedule a time or visit us online at

Mmmm, yeah. I wonder if they’ll offer the Guyzilian or the BS’n’C (click here, scroll down).


What do you think?