Yep, you, too, can enter the Tour de France!  Just follow these six easy steps, as published on (and drastically summarized by us):

  1. Race local races. Win. Enter bigger races. Win.
  2. Get on a team with sponsors to defray costs.
  3. Make sure your team is one of the top worldwide teams and enter UCI-ranked events.
  4. Find your place on the team and make the most of it.
  5. Become one of the best cyclists on your team, only nine riders go to the Tour.
  6. Wait for your invitation.

It’s just that easy…

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