…if it’s Gold Plated, that is.  Mortgage in the crapper?  Stock portfolio tanking?  Well, Gold has been performing beautifully and here’s your chance to combine your cycling passion with your retirement strategy (you’re not going to make millions as a pro cyclist, sorry).  Presenting the 24K Gold Plated Hutch ProStar:

If BMX isn’t your style, the creators of this bike will gold-plate pretty much anything.  Send in that old road or mountain bike and bling your way to the finish line.  Unless you feel the same way about gold accessories as we do (see third paragraph).


What do you think?